When a white girl starts talking to my man...
bitch nuh uh!
When I have to poop at the BF's place...
When Daniel Henney shows up on my doorstep
When the girlfriends ask if it was any good...
When I'm too drunk to do it right...
Fighting with the BF
When I lose the fight… When he asks for makeup sex…
Dancing in my apartment
When I’m by myself… when someone walks in on me…
When I zip my jeans up after eating too much
How my breast feels when being man handled
When I see a girl wear Uggs in the club
3AM before a final exam
When the BF asks me to strip
…two shakes and lift, that’s all I got.
When I play Scramble with friends
That one Japanese guy I got with...
When a cute Asian guy looks at me
and I’m like… you like what you see?
When Simba's dad died in the Lion King
When white guys be all like "Ni Hao Ma?"
When I wake up to my boyfriend...
and I realize it’s poking me…
After my period ends and my boyfriend comes over
When other Asian girls give me the stink eye
because their boy be checking me out
When a guy mistakes my ethnicity
Watching Asian Dramas
When the main guy is all like… and I’m like…
When the girlfriends and I get ready to cut the...
When a white guy tries to join our Asian Dance...
How I walk down ktown...
…cus bitches need to know wasup
When I have an extra 30% off coupon for a...
Dancing in my underwear
How I feel: How I look:
When he be like: and I be like:
When hoes be checking out my man
At first I be like: Then I be like:
After I get a Brazilian
When a cute guy texts me back
Whenever Jeremy Lin makes a shot
When they run out of red velvet cupcakes
When I get a closer look at a fobby person
When I see cupcakes
When I see a girl carrying a fake LV bag
How I feel when the guy and girl in a drama are...
After a romantic date
What I think will happen: What actually happens:
After a little too much Soju
When we have sleepovers with the girlfriends
What guys think happens: What actually happens:
When I see an Asian chick with big boobs
When I see a cute Asian guy
How I think I look: How I actually look:
When I ride with mom
When Green Tea mochi is on the dessert menu
How most Asian guys look at the club
How I feel in my new pair of True Religions
When I see the ex's girlfriend on Facebook
When I'm at the club
How I think I dance: how I actually dance:
When I heard about Jeremy Lin